I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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