as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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