we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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