I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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