i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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