hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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