A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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