No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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