I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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