so explain again why im purple
no
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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