"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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