I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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