Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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