She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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