I cockslap morals
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
