Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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