she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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