The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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