why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
