If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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