problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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