dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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