Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Duck Duck Cougar?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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