Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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