I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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