Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
