just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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