Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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