At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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