That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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