As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
false alarm, still single
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