Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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