you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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