Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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