I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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