he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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