Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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