i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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