I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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