well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again