The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she told me i tasted like america
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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