remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.