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  I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?

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  Or possibly end in a restraining order?

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• (516): View more from New York

  and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT

  (310): View more from California

  NO SHAME NOVEMBER

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• (323): View more from California

  I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Did we have sex last night?

  (317): View more from Indiana

  No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating

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