I'm drive I can fine osifer
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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