when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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