i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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