Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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