This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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