Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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