Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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