i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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