My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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