would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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