He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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