this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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