Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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