I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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