There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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