grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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