I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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