I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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