good thing vaginas are great cup holders
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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