honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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