wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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